Trip Party
Flipping Mike, Dufus Dinggle, Barley Bailer
Purpose
We went to fish the bloddy loch for a mermaid after hitting Johny's Pub.
Report
It was a blooming nightmare. Instead of chatching a mermaid we caught a siren and it was all screeching and wailing at us, an awful ruckus it was.
Conclusion
Don't go fishing when drunk.
